when you’re eating and porn shows up on your dash

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found-sound:

This tape came in a nice slip case.

Location: Chicago, IL 2011

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teamkilling-fucktard:

Jeff Williams (feat. Sandy Casey & Lamar Hall) - On Your Knees.

Bitch in black, hard as stone.
Need no friends, work alone.
Three on one, but you shoulda sent four.
Every time you stand up, you’re back on the floor.

A punch in the balls, and a kick to the head.
Get it on, boys, or you’re gonna get dead.
Think you got skills, but you’re sinking like a stone.
Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home.

You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain,
You can beat Virginia ’til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure
Mother fucker.

“Advantage Texas” - got that right.
Bet you boys sleep well at night.
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores.
“Name reserved,” and that’s who for.

You got nine lives, she’s got ten.
After that, she’ll ride again.
“Bit of a badass,” anyone can tell.
That crazy bitch is hell’s angel.

Oklahoma beat down.
Pennsylvania dead and drowned.
Minnesota castigate.
Massachusetts flagellate.
Bitchslap Tennessee.
D.C.? Dead, see.
Utah is a fucking mess.
Oregon in great duress.
Maryland is on her knees.
Louisiana? Bitch, please.
Mississippi? Worst day ever.
North Dakota? Not much better.
Missouri in a stranglehold.
Montana’s corpse is getting cold.
Bleeding time for old Kentucky.
Indiana? Not so lucky.
Vermont could use a four-leaf clover.
New Jersey? It is almost over.
Pick up Delaware and slam her.
Call the meds for Alabama.
Michigan has been destroyed,
Ditto that for Illinois.
New Hampshire should have brought a friend.
West Virginia’s at her end.

Colorado, crash and burn.
Kansas? Point of no return.
Georgia’s underneath a bus.
California’s really fucked.
Idaho and South Dakota:
Give it up, your time is over.
Nebraska, cancel all appointments.
Washington, we’ve got your ointments.

Ohio don’t stand a chance.
Wyoming needs a change of pants.
Rhode Island, you cannot surmount.
Puerto Rico - does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina.
Connecticut, you’re such a whiner.
Arkansas, eat my dust.
Alaska is a total bust.

You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain.
You can beat Virginia ‘til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure…

Mother fucker.

badcgijosh: Sometimes I imagine a future where the only literature or any records of our existence at all the the archaeologists of that period are able to unearth are political cartoons Like, can you imagine the picture of humanity these would paint? Not like, politically speaking, I don’t mean they’d paint the evils of corporate greed and irresponsible leadership, I mean can you imagine the great minds of tomorrow assuming humans were all idiots who used a form of communication this low to get their point across It’s… it’s terrifying. It’s so terrifying. This is only a half step above ragetoons and a whole step above pointing, grunting, and urinating on things you don’t like McMurders? Morebarfo? Are you fucking kidding me They couldn’t even think of a shitty quasi-pun for Nike so they just went with GUN except that well made political cartoons (including the one used here) are actually really good at what they do in that they get a (relatively) complex point across in one simple image. the point of the cartoon is to try and get people to understand the amount of branding that goes on in our society and how its strange that graffiti is the only branding we seem to care about.  Political cartoons try and get us to see a different point of view of the world around us in one single image. And while the bad ones are certainly bland and the preachy ones are painful, when you get a REALLY good political cartoon, it can open your eyes to a different way of viewing things. idk whatever.

badcgijosh:

Sometimes I imagine a future where the only literature or any records of our existence at all the the archaeologists of that period are able to unearth are political cartoons

Like, can you imagine the picture of humanity these would paint? Not like, politically speaking, I don’t mean they’d paint the evils of corporate greed and irresponsible leadership, I mean can you imagine the great minds of tomorrow assuming humans were all idiots who used a form of communication this low to get their point across

It’s… it’s terrifying. It’s so terrifying. This is only a half step above ragetoons and a whole step above pointing, grunting, and urinating on things you don’t like

McMurders? Morebarfo? Are you fucking kidding me

They couldn’t even think of a shitty quasi-pun for Nike so they just went with GUN

except that well made political cartoons (including the one used here) are actually really good at what they do in that they get a (relatively) complex point across in one simple image.

the point of the cartoon is to try and get people to understand the amount of branding that goes on in our society and how its strange that graffiti is the only branding we seem to care about. 

Political cartoons try and get us to see a different point of view of the world around us in one single image. And while the bad ones are certainly bland and the preachy ones are painful, when you get a REALLY good political cartoon, it can open your eyes to a different way of viewing things.

idk whatever.

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myspacing:

I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason

Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job 

nerdygamergurlproblems:

Hehe I set my ringtone to Pokemon dubstep so everyone knows im a huge nerd<33

plus dubstep is almost as good as black viel brides!!!

this blog is so beautiful I can’t

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dinotrash:

I JUST REALLY WANT TO PLAY A FANTASY RPG IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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monkeysuitless: SketchBook by エンボス

monkeysuitless:

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